When Santa Squeezes His Fat White Ass/Jolliest Bunch, Christmas Vacation themed Kitchen Towel

Introducing our hilariously irreverent "Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse" Kitchen Towel—an absolute must-have for those who appreciate a good laugh and a touch of cheeky holiday spirit in their kitchen decor.

Towels measure 16"x24"

Unlike flour sack towels with heat transfer vinyl, my towels are a soft microfiber waffle weave. The images are skillfully sublimated onto the towel, ensuring a permanent dye infusion into the fabric. Say goodbye to concerns about cracking or peeling over time, as the vibrant images become an integral part of the towel's lasting beauty.

For care, simply machine wash in cold water on a gentle cycle, then either hang to dry or tumble dry on low heat. Avoid ironing for best results.